With the evolution of social media, we’ve seen the evolution of parody accounts.
We’ve had ‘Stern Vern Cotter’, ‘Boring Kearney Brothers’, ‘NotGavHenson’ to name a few but the latest phenom is ‘Will Addison Feeds Ducks‘.
The Irish star has been a huge hit since making the move to Ulster this season. His success and enjoyment apparently has not been limited to the pitch but has extended to ponds across Northern Ireland with Will being spotted often with a loaf in hand lobbing bread at hungry ducks.
North Down resident, John Todd got in touch with us to say he recently saw Will in Crawfords Burn with a loaf of Tesco Value Medium Slicked White Bread but the North Down Ducks simply turned their beaks up at the offering.
“It was a nice gesture to be fair to the young chap but everyone knows that North Down Ducks are conscious of their carb intake and will only eat ‘Hovis Seed Sensations Wholemeal’. ”
It does seem that Will has got his act together and sorted his ‘one loaf fits all’ philosophy as he was again spotted at a pond close to Ballymena launching chunks of Veda bread to the local mallards.
As well as his ever-improving knowledge of localised duck taste preferences, Will is trying to ‘spread his wings’ from purely being a
One onlooker said that Will (pictured above wearing jeans & black trainer combo #sneans) was a natural teacher, showing great understanding and knowledge of the pond and feeding techniques as well as making John aware of the dangers involved in duck feeding.
“It was clear to see that Will has a passion for the ducks and desire to see others share that but John just didn’t seem to be as receptive”
Cooney doesn’t seem to be the only Ulster star getting in on the duck action. Jacob Stockdale has also been rumoured to tinker in duck nourishment all be it with an unorthodox approach at feeding time.
Full kit, “Duck dive”.
Stockdale could prove to be a bigger diehard for ducks than Will with the Irish star revealing his new ‘ink’.
Rumours have been rife in the flock that Addison is secretly raging that Stockdale has beaten him to the chase as he has been planning a full ‘back piece’ of a geometric duck for several months. Stockdale seems to have taken advantage of the Italian ‘walk-ins only’ tattoo model whilst in Rome on the weekend and jumped ahead of Addison. Reports have said that Addison had already paid a deposit for his geometric duck but is now having second thoughts after Stockdale’s ink and could face losing his deposit should he cancel.
Addison reportedly has been furious with the Irish Kit man after learning that their off-field ‘Down Jacket’ is in fact, duck down. Allegedly speaking out in a recent team meeting about how he morally and ethicaly cannot wear ‘duck down’ and how he now sees his fellow teammates as ducks after seeing them donning ‘duck down apparel’.
If rumours are to be believed, Joe Schmidt backed Addison saying;
“If Will is uncomfortable, we have got to respect his views and passion. I’ve been told there is a ‘goose down’ option available so we will look to move to that jacket cause yo if we continue to support the wearing of duck down, then Will can’t feed ducks and there will be no ‘ Will Addison feeds Ducks’ Instagram account and I simply couldn’t live with myself if I was part of that demise.”
While it’s (hopefully) pretty obvious that the majority of the above is complete and utter nonsense. One thing that is for certain is that this account is a complete quacker.
So whoever is the Mastermind(s), keep up the great work!
Make sure and give the profile a follow to keep up with everything Will Addison and his Duck Feeding antics.
WATCH: Cricket streaker deserves a rugby contract #LegDrive
Yes, it’s not technically rugby… but this #LegDrive belongs on a rugby pitch, not a cricket wicket.
A bold streaker wearing nothing but a green hat ran onto the field during the Cricket World Cup match between England and New Zealand on Wednesday and provided the crowd and viewers with around five minutes of entertainment that had a packed crowd roaring with laughter.
The security didn’t possess the defensive prowess of a Shaun Edwards coached defensive line with the streaker breaking the ‘tackle attempts’ of 5 security guards. The orange vested guard certainly can’t be expecting too many compliments on his contribution.
Thankfully he was stopped for a second time and taken from the pitch. The sport’s governing body, the International Cricket Council, later said he had been arrested.
Will Genia hints that his Super Rugby career is over.
The Rebels played their final conference game on Saturday against the Chiefs in Melbourne but came out the wrong side of a drubbing.
After the game, Wallabies and Rebels’ scrum-half Will Genia took to Instagram with a very poignant post.
Genia (31) uploaded a picture collage with a try-scoring picture of himself getting over the whitewash for the Queensland Reds and more recently, the Rebels.
His caption read, “What a ride Super Rugby”.
His contract with the Rebels expires this year and he has been tipped for another move overseas. Genia has had a stint in Europe previously with Stade Francais but it’s rumoured that a move to Japan is looking more likely.
Quade Cooper, his current half back partner with the Rebels and previously with the Reds and Wallabies commented on the post,
“Much love bro! Been unreal being back together ✊🏾❤️ love you bro”
Quade Cooper is another whose contract is up in the air. His deal with the Rebels also expires at the end of the Super Rugby campaign and he has also been widely linked with a move to Europe with Harlequins one of the favourites to land the mercurial playmakers signature.
All Black Legend Set for Big Screen Debut
One of rugby’s greatest ever players is to try his luck off the field and has been working on something special
Former All Black out-half Dan Carter has announced that he is releasing a movie about his life in August.
The 36-year-old, who is considered by many as the game’s greatest ever player, will release the film that gives fans a glimpse of his personal life as well as all things on the field too.
Carter made the announcement on social media and is to release a trailer and title in due course.
“Excited to share with you guys about a project I’ve been working on over the past 12 months. A film will be coming out which gives a deep insight into my personal life, my career and particularly my challenging road to the 2015 Rugby World Cup. It will be in cinemas in New Zealand on August 29 and I’ll be sure to share the details for my international friends soon! Official title and trailer to come,” he said.
The out-half is still playing for Japanese outfit Kobe Steelers in the Top League, having missed out on a chance to re-sign for former side Racing 92 earlier this year following a neck injury.
He is still currently recovering from that neck injury and is expected to return to the pitch next season.
The All Black legend has already started setting up for life away from rugby as he is joint-owner of investment company 910 Limited with former Crusaders player Ben Hurst. The company has already bough a 10% share in start-up business called Laundromap which will provide an on-demand cleaning delivery service.
He has also bought into a retirement village in Christchurch with other All Black captains Richie McCaw and Kieran Read.
Fans will be eagerly awaiting the movie just to get a snippet of what it’s like to be one of the greatest athletes on the planet.
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